Total Medals Earned: 710 (From 122 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,925 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/360 points)
10000 clicks.
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/31 (15/475 points)
Bounce 20 Times
Bounce 50 Times
Stay in the Sea for 1 Minute (after the shark attack)
Collect 10 Bombs
Damage the Shark with 10 Bombs
Do a 20 Streak without falling in the sea
Get 3 Jet Packs without falling down
Get 50 Sky Bonuses
Get 10 Near Misses
Get Eaten by the Shark 10 Times
Score 1 Million Points
Do a 50 Streak without falling in the sea
Score 2 Million Points
Get 20 Near Misses
Damage the Shark with 20 Bombs
Land on 10 Grass Platforms
Get 100 Sky Bonuses
Get Eaten by the Shark 30 Times
Collect 20 Bombs
Get 300 Sky Bonuses
Damage the Shark with 100 Bombs
Bounce 200 Times
Get 50 Near Misses
Do a 100 Streak without falling in the sea
Score 3 Million Points
Land on 30 Grass Platforms
Collect 100 Bombs
Score 5 Million Points
Do a 200 Streak without falling in the sea
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
complete the game
pass the game using not more than 75 shots
pass the game using not more than 35 shots
find secret room
get to the girl without hurting the crocodile
pass the game using not more than 50 shots
collect all coins
pass the game using not more than 25 shots
earn more than 250000
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/210 points)
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Get a delightful history lesson.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/590 points)
Kill an enemy with your fist
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill 100 enemies
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 9/23 (60/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.