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Total Medals Earned: 710 (From 122 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 12,925 Points

Cardiac Snowdrift

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

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Iron Constitution 10 Points

Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).

Ultimate Completion 25 Points

What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.

Unanimous Approval 100 Points

Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.

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Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

Graven Image 25 Points

Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points

Win without losing a life.

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 7/10 (115/315 points)

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

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Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)

Two and a Half Miles 5 Points

Travel over 2.5 miles

Bend Over 5 Points

Die 5 Times

People Person 5 Points

Run 250 people over

Terminal Velocity 5 Points

Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour

Tiger Blood 5 Points

Activate Tiger Mode

CARnage 10 Points

Destroy 100 cars

Hot Shot 10 Points

Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood

Major Bender 10 Points

Travel 100 miles

My Goddesses 10 Points

Pick up 30 strippers

Winners use Drugs 10 Points

Use every type of drug in the game

Street Wall 25 Points

Crash into 10 concrete barriers

Rockstar From Mars 50 Points

Travel 200 miles

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

Crush The Castle 2

Medals Earned: 18/22 (120/140 points)

A Freeze is Coming 5 Points

Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.

Acidic 5 Points

Melt 100 castle pieces.

Air Burst 5 Points

Detonate a remote bomb in flight.

Bombastic 5 Points

Explode 100 castles pieces.

Electric Boogaloo 5 Points

Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.

I'm a Lumberjack 5 Points

Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.

I'm Melting 5 Points

Cover an enemy in acid.

Jack Frost 5 Points

Freeze 100 castle pieces.

Ladies First 5 Points

Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.

Last Laugh 5 Points

Kill the Jester last on any level.

Logged to Death 5 Points

Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.

Oh The Humanity! 5 Points

Burn 5 enemies in one shot.

Priority Target 5 Points

Kill the king first on any level.

Pyromaniac 5 Points

Burn 100 castle pieces.

Prohibition 10 Points

Destroy 100 barrels.

Veteran Crusher 10 Points

Crush all castles

Golden God 25 Points

Get gold medals on all castles.

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Death From Above 5 Points

Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.

Throw Like a Girl 5 Points

Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.

You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points

Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.

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Crush the Castle: PP

Medals Earned: 12/12 (285/285 points)

Castle Hater 5 Points

Beat all castles in Black Shores

Castle Pusher 5 Points

Beat all castles in Umbria

Castle Crusher 10 Points

Beat all castles in Betsonia

Castle Destroyer 10 Points

Beat all castles in Dante Flats

Castle Smasher 10 Points

Beat all castles in Wintervale

Tutorial Smasher 10 Points

Get gold in all castles in Black Shores

Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points

Get gold in all castles in Umbria

Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Wintervale

No Survivors 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats

Resistance is Futile 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Betsonia

I Hate Castles 50 Points

Crush all castles

Gold Medalist 100 Points

Get gold medals in all castles.

Culmination

Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/630 points)

Juggle Clown 5 Points

Get a 10 hit Combo

Special Expert 10 Points

Keep Full Speical for 30 seconds

Contrast 5 Points

Fiddle with the settings

Exhaust LW 5 Points

Use all of main Character's attacks

This is too easy 5 Points

Complete Normal Mode

exhaust VL 10 Points

Use all Vandier's attacks

Juggle Blade 10 Points

Get a 20 hit Combo

Pit of Doom 10 Points

Force 5 enemies to fall to death

Slaughter 10 Points

Kill all eneimies

This is more like it 10 Points

Complete Hard Mode

Destiny 25 Points

Die to the hands of Vandheer Lorde

Orb Hunter 25 Points

Collect 100 orbs

Pit of Death 25 Points

Force 10 enemies to fall to death

Special Master 25 Points

Keep Full Speical for 60 seconds

Juggle King 50 Points

Get a 50 hit Combo

Rebel Scum 50 Points

Die to the hands of the Lone Warrior

Speed Demon 50 Points

Complete Culmination in 8 minutes

God of this world 100 Points

Collect all Awards

Juggle God 100 Points

Get a 60 hit Combo

Undefeated 100 Points

Complete Culmination without dying

Da Pink Knight

Medals Earned: 8/10 (385/485 points)

TKO 10 Points

Dizzy the boss before first armor break.

JuiceyKisses 25 Points

Use magic as the final blow on the boss.

OneBigClusterFart 25 Points

Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.

YouWin 25 Points

You Win.

CuttinOutSweets 50 Points

Beat the game without getting a dizzy.

PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points

Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.

Tilt 100 Points

Beat the game with a certain score..

TimeAttack 100 Points

Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

DreidelPower 50 Points

Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.

MaryPoppinz 50 Points

Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.